The 1st blog for today

Friggin MCB G*d dammit......
Ah well my 1st draft for the blog is gone i have to retype again.(why does this happen to me...)

Better type something....(Is anyone gonna read my blog?)
This is gonna be like self advertising if i'm gonna post it on my msn nick or anywhere else

The story of mee pork(pok) who cares.... its old...

Chapter One
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One day, noodle quarrel with meat bao(bun). They had a fight but bao was too clumsy and lost badly. He was very angry and he told noodle to stay behind if he has the guts and he'll get his pals to assist him. Meat bao went to find bread, man tou, jian bao etc to get them to reinforce him. Along the way, they saw maggi mee. They ah bish, ah bish, ahbish, and beat maggi mee up and maggi mee beri puzzled why he kena beaten up. He said, "Why u all beat me? What have I done to deserve this?" The meat bao said, "Noodle! Dun think u perm your hair then cannot recognise u!"

Chapter Two
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Maggi mee, who was beaten up for no reason,was very angry. So he went to find bee hoon, udon, fried noodles etc to seek revenge... But on the way, they met small bao. Maggi mee looked at small bao for a while then told his brothers, "Bra-der! Whack him!" Maggi mee whack small bao harder & harder. After the noodles family has left, they asked Maggi Mee why he hated small bao so much and beat him up so badly. Maggi mee said... "At first wanna teach him a small lesson only, but then see him act cute, made me so angry."

Chapter Three
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The more small bao thought of it, the more buay song he was. So, he found the bao family to whack Maggi mee. Then they found ying shi juan(noodles covered with bun). They brought him back as hostage and were about to put him on the stove to force him to talk when the bao head said, "That's not noodles! That's our undercover!"

Chapter Four
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The family of bao and noodles are now enemies and they have gang fights whenever they see each other. One day, the noodles family was having a walk when they saw char siew bao alone. Seeing the good chance, all of them attacked him. The noodles family shouted, "Beat him hard hard! Don't give chance just because he's vomiting blood !"

Chapter Five
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Poor char siew bao, with his injuries, went to the bao headquarters to look for help. All the baofamily was activated and together with red bean bao,green bean bun etc. they went to seek revenge. All the passersby siam them as they look like they will kill. They saw french fries jalan jalan along, shopping. The baofamily attacked him. The bao head shouted, "Noodle people still wear gold go shopping! Whack him!!!"

Chapter Six
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Finally, the bao family manage to kidnap noodle,the one who started up the whole show, and brought him back to the bao headquarter. All the baos took turns to whack him. At the end, the chief of baos dua bah bao took a final roll over noodle before they dump him. When the poor noodle finally went home, none of the family member could recognise him bcoz he is totally disfigured - flatten. In order not to let the family bear the bad name, he appears as a new member named Mee pok.

I know i know this is an old story, not very old but has been around.
Shiet shouldn't hav started bloggin, oh well nothing to worry about.
Now i'm gonna take a rest b4 trying to do some real stories.